My first secret concerns my shit. As time goes on I notice there are shit cakes on my anus. Hardened accretions of shit. It's pretty damn gross. Part of the grossness is that for the last couple of years I have felt that I should get rid of these gross things. So I cut them off. But that requires holding one in my hand and bending over awkwardly; tugging them off my ass. They're kind of sticky.
I feel like I'm a pretty thorough wiper of my shit. No worse than the ordinary person. So do others have similar shit cake problems? Do they not talk about it? Maybe I should just be a better wiper.
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